This all happened in one day!!! Many thanks to everyone who came over, and there were a lot of us!

Our victim: One (1) free 1978 Chevy Camaro, affectionately dubbed "The Stop-Sign Slayer" by me, and "Joe Dirt's Mullet ride" by everyone else. Dan bought it for the tranny and rear-end, and lots of people got free things, and a chance to beat it repeatly.

Bearing the scars of many of flattened sign posts, offroading, and crashing into about anything, our victim, prior to us ripping half the extremities off this turd.

Out of the "swamp" (my backyard) comes the free '73 Chevy truck with a blown 350 in it.

Lining the two up, for a slam dunk engine swap-operation. Check out those hot gold wheels! Too bad, someone stole the spinner hub-caps in Dan's work parking lot, as well as a tape deck. This is 2004, what dumbass would steal a tape deck?!

Lookout, there was angry mullets everywhere! "Dirt" Reynolds lamented over the loss of another killer TransCamaroBird. Okay, I'm kidding, nobody cared, thats just me in one of the mullet wigs we wore when cruising this schweet ride.....

Assorted parts of the Camaro, in the back of my truck. I'll finally have a truck, and will have spent absolutely nothing on it, yet at least. And does it ever look like a free truck right now! Phew! Rusty!

And by the end of the day, the free motor and the free truck were united, and there was much rejoicing, and chili dogs flowed like..... whatever chili dogs flow like, I guess.....